What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room!
Health and Body
What has a foot but no legs?
A ruler!
What has hands and a face, but can’t feel anything?
A clock!
What should you do when you are stressed?
Eat dessert! Because desserts is the opposite of stressed!
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right!
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