What has a foot but no legs?
A ruler!
Health and Body
What has hands and a face, but can’t feel anything?
A clock!
What should you do when you are stressed?
Eat dessert! Because desserts is the opposite of stressed!
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right!
Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!
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