What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You are too young to smoke!
Health and Body
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room!
What has a foot but no legs?
A ruler!
What has hands and a face, but can’t feel anything?
A clock!
What should you do when you are stressed?
Eat dessert! Because desserts is the opposite of stressed!
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
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