Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
Health and Body
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
Why do babies drool?
Because they don’t know how to spit!
What illness do martial artists get?
Kung flu!
Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
To a drill sergeant!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
Don’t worry, he’s all right now!
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