What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
Health and Body
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
What do you call a nose with no body?
Nobody knows!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You were built upside down!
Two old ladies were sitting in church. One leaned over and whispered to the other, “I’m so bored that my butt fell asleep.”
And she replied, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
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