What is your bone in your body that always makes you laugh?
Your Humerus!
Health and Body
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket!
Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”
John: No, Henry is my roommate!
What do you call a person that has no body or no nose?
No body nose! (Nobody knows).
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
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