Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Health and Body
Have you ever heard of the movie called “Constipated”?
Of course you haven’t!! It hasn’t come out yet!!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me there is something that smells!!
Why do you not bring Pokemon in the bathroom with you?
Because it might Pekachu!
Why is the human body like a jail?
It’s made of cells!
One scientist said to another scientist, “We discovered the exercise that helps kill germs”.
The other scientist said, “Yeah, but how in the world are we going to get germs to exercise”?
