Patient: Doctor, Doctor ! I hear ringing in my ears !
Doctor: Where else do you expect to hear it?
Health and Body
Why didn’t the man enter the building?
Because he didn’t have enough entergy!
What did one tonsil say to the other?
“Get dressed. The doctor’s taking us out tonight!”
In church a man and his wife were sitting. The wife said, “I just let out a silent fart; what should I do?”
The man said, “Well for one thing you should change your hearing aid battery!”
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Something smells between us!
What did the sick banana say to its mother ?
I don’t peel good!
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