Health and Body

From Lilian G., age 9, Temple Tx

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

“You’re too young to smoke!”

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From James, age 6, Ann Arbor, MI

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby.

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From Riley, age 8, Denver, CO USA

Have you seen the movie “Constipation” yet?

No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet!

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From Taha Juwale, age 9, Aurora, CO

What does one chair say to another?

Here comes another bum.

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From Zoe, age 10, NC

What do you call an X that just got out of the bathtub?

A kleenex!

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From Punk, age 12, the Carribean

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go to the party!

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