Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
Health and Body
Have you seen the movie “Constipation” yet?
No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does one chair say to another?
Here comes another bum.
What do you call an X that just got out of the bathtub?
A kleenex!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go to the party!
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