What has four eyes but cant see?
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From Neil, 9 years old, New Jersey
What has four eyes but cant see?
From Annalise, 11 years old, California
What has a neck but no head?
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Did you ever see the movie Constipated?
From 3332222t, 3 years old, 3f
What body part paints?
From Jake C, 10 years old, from Texas
What are two reasons people wear diapers?
From Catlover123 Emily, 17 years old, New York
Why did the boy sleep with the ruler?
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