What makes hair feel bad?
Teasing it!
Health and Body
I was in the restaurant yesterday, when I realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music. Shortly after, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
It was then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod!
Doctor, Doctor, I’ve broken my leg in two places.
Doctor: Well, don’t go back to those two places!
Have you seen the movie constipation?
Of course not, because it never came out!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What can hold without using your hands?
Your breath!
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