Doctor, Doctor, I’ve broken my leg in two places.
Doctor: Well, don’t go back to those two places!
Health and Body
Have you seen the movie constipation?
Of course not, because it never came out!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What can hold without using your hands?
Your breath!
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth thirty!
What did the lung say to the cigarette?
You blow me away!
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