What do you use to fix teeth?
Tooth paste!
Health and Body
What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
One day a little boy went to the store with his grandma. They were walking down an aisle when he screamed,”I gotto go pee!” The grandma said that that was rude, “Next time you have to go, whisper!” The next day he woke up in the night and had to go to the bathroom. So he went to his parents’ room and woke up his dad. He said that he had to whisper,so his dad said…
“Go ahead and whisper in my ear!”
What did the arm say to the broken arm?
“Let’s go shopping!” and the broken arm said, “No; I’m broke!”
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