What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?
I don’t have a tale!
Hamster Jokes
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A hamster sandwich!
When does a hamster take a bath?
When no one’s looking!
Where does a hamster go for Spring Break?
Hamsterdam!
