Why did the skeleton take the mummy to the prom?
Because he had no BODY to take him!
Halloween Jokes
Why cant Dracula sleep at night?
Because his coffin is always keeping him awake!
Where do ghosts buy food?
At the Ghostry store!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What sports do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton!
Yo mama is so ugly…
When she came out a haunted house she had a job application!
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