Halloween Jokes

From Chyna, 14 years old, Texas

What is a witch’s favorite kind of class?

Spelling class!

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From Jake Brand, 8 years old, Florida

What’s a vampire’s favorite dog?

A bloodhound!

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From Lucy, 8 years old, Colorado

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to dance with!

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From Billy, 12 years old, Pennsylvania

Why didn’t the skeleton see the scary movie?

He didn’t have guts!

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From a 3 years old

What is the difference between a sad ghost and a cow with a sore throat?

One boos sadly, the other moos badly!

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From Aurora, 10 years old, Alberta, Canada

What is a ghosts favorite fruit?

Boo-berries!

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