Halloween Jokes

From Mark, 12 years old, Canada

What makes a witch itch?

Take away the W!

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From Big Badda Boom, 9 years old, Canada, North America

Whats a ghosts favorite fruit?

Boo-berries

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From Juju, 8 years old, America

What do skeletons say before eating?

Bone appetit!

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From Anthony , 10 years old, Oklahoma

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up?

Lazy bones!

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From Emily, 10 years old, France

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue restaurant?

To buy spare ribs!

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From Marisol, 9 years old, Missouri

What kind of street does a vampire live on?

A dead end!

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