Halloween Jokes

From David Ridings, age 11, USA

What room can’t a skeleton go in?

The living room!

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From Stephanie.M., age 11, Conn. South Windsor

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no GUTS!!!

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From DALEY , age 11, ST.CHARLES, MO

WHAT IS A GHOST’S FAVORITE KIND OF GUM?

BOO-BLE GUM!

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From Katelyn, age 11, Parsonsburg, Maryland, USA.

Why did the skeleton go to the store?

To get some life savers!

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From Emma, age 9, Billericay, England

Why aren’t ghosts any good at telling lies?

Because you can see right through them!

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From Amanda, age 7, California, USA

Who lives in a sand castle?

A sandwitch!

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