Why didn’t the ghost go to the party?
Because it had no ‘body’ to go with!
Halloween Jokes
Why did the team have a ghost?
Because they wanted some team spirit!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her “w!”
What is a zombie’s favorite kind of street???
A dead end!!!!!!!
Why was the ghost scared on Halloween?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road alone?
He didn`t have any body to go with.
