Halloween Jokes

From Sahana, age 7, California, USA

What did King Tut say when he was afraid?

I want my mummy!

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From Annie, age 11, Korea

What did the Vampire say after he drank the blood?

Fangs a lot!

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From Annie, age 11, Korea

What does Count Dracula do when he isn’t drinking blood?

Counting!

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From Angela, age 11, San Deigo, California

What did the mother ghost say to her son when they went into a car?

Put on your sheet belt!

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From Tommy, age 11, Ohio

What is a ghost’s favorite lunchmeat?

Boologna!

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From Jong-hun, age 7, Australia

What did the monster say when he introduced himself?

Pleased to eat you!

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