Halloween Jokes

From Judie, age 10, Fresno, CA

Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts.

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From Samuel, age 10, Klagenfurt, Austria

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the body shop.

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From Rebecca H., age 5, Roseville, Michigan, USA

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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From Tasia, age 8, Neenah, WI

Why don’t skeletons play in church?

Because they don’t have any organs!

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From Sarah, age 12, Belgium

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

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From Jessica, age 10, Shrewsbury, PA

Why do witches use brooms?

Because the vacuum cord was too short!

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