How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?
Throw it in the air and when it comes down it becomes a squash!
Halloween Jokes
What did the skeleton say when he jumped on his motorcycle?
Bone to be wild! (born)
Who did the mummy take to the ball?
His ghoul friend!
What do baby ghosts wear on their hair?
A BOO-NET! (bonnet)
What pets does Dracula own?
A bloodhound and a ghoulfish! (goldfish)
What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?
Rust in peace! (Rest)
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