Where do skeletons swim?
The Dead Sea.
Halloween Jokes
What did the mummy creeper say to the kid creeper at night?
Creep well, Dear! (Sleep well!)
Why did the zombie cross the road?
he was chasing the man that was chasing the chicken!
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of paint?
Tye Die!
How do you tell two witches apart?
You can’t! You don’t know which witch is witch!
Why don’t monsters eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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