Halloween Jokes

From Vanessa, age 8, Longview, Texas

What did the skeleton sing at the halloween party?

Scary-oke!

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From Kim, Age 8, Orlando

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?

Frankenstein!

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From Aim, age 10, Australia

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frost bite!

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From Sally-Sabrina, age 10, London, England

What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?

Count Spatula!

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From David, age 11, Thatcham, England

What is a ghost’s favorite airline?

British Scareways!

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From Hatty, age 14, Thatcham, England

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with!

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