Halloween Jokes

From Vishnu, age 11, U.S

What is a ghost’s favorite desert?

I scream!

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From Jacob, age 10, Morrisvillie, NC, USA

Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?

Because you can see right through it!

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From Faye, age 8, Sterling Heights, Michigan

What kind of music do mummies like?

Wrap!

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From Carter, age 9, Tennessee, United States

What do you call a ghost when it gets too close to a bonfire?

Toasty ghosty!

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From Rapti, age 7, Abudhabi, UAE

Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?

Because his mummy was not there!

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From ODP, age 13, California, Santa Maria

What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?

GET A LIFE!

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