What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in human beings?
Halloween Jokes
Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?
Because you can see right through it!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
What do you call a dead bee?
A zombie!
Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
What’s the first thing a witch does when she enters a hotel?
Orders Broom service!
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