Halloween Jokes

From Taylor, age 10, Las Vegas, Nevada

What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Wrap!

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From Cheyenne, age 11

What did the kid say when he fell?

I have a BOO-BOO!

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From Jazzi, age 10, USA

Who was the best dancer at the monster party?

The boogie man!

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From Emily, age 9, Duluth, Minnesota

What did the french fry dress up as for Halloween?

Mashed potatoes!

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From Samantha, age 9, USA

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the w!

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From Lia , age 9, Philadelphia, Cheltenham

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter?

Pumkin Pi!

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