Halloween Jokes

From el_fedora, a reader, Canada

What do ghosts eat for lunch?

Boo-loney sandwiches!

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From Jordan, age 10, Hawkinsville, Georgia

Why do mummies like presents?

Because they’re wrapped!

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From Leslie, age 9, Arkansas

What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?

Blood Lite

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From Nikhila, age 8, USA

Who does a zombie take out for dinner?

His ghoul-friend!

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From Courtney, age 13, Baldwinsville, NY

Why did the witch buy a cell phone?

So she could send HEXED MESSAGES!

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From Bethany, Minnesota

What kind of dog would Dracula get?

A bloodhound !

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