Halloween Jokes

From Leah, age 9, Maryland

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Wrap!

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From Sophia, age 9, New York,usa

Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?

To get a spare rib!

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From Dan, age 10, Costa Rica

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

A tromBONE

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From Courtney, age 9, Virginia

What do you call a ghost mother and father?

Transparent!

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From Ashae Aliyah, age 14, Philadelphia

What do ghosts wash the hair with?

Shamboo!

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From Dragana, age 10, Canada

Where did the dead sick man go?

His cough -in!

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