Why did the skeleton order room service?
He wanted some ribs!
Halloween Jokes
Why do cemetaries have fences?
Because people are just dying to get in.
Where is the only place in a house that you cant find a ghost?
The living room!
What did the vampire say when he had a cold?
Darn, I can’t stop coffin!
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
What does a skeleton take for a cold?
Coffin drops!
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