How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite-sized pieces!
Halloween Jokes
What did the zombie say when he was in the wrestling match?
Do ya wanna piece of me?!?
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go to the party!
Why didn’t the skull go to the slumber party?
Because she had no BODY to go with!
What’s a ghost’s favorite color?
Ghould!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witching you a happy Halloween!
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