Halloween Jokes

From Vichi, age 10, Kitchener

WHAT DID THE SKELETON SAY WHEN HE JUMPED ON HIS MOTORCYCLE?

BONE TO BE WILD.

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From Andy, age 11, Norge

Vilke hester liker vampyrer best

Full-blods!

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From Tobias, age 10, Kitchener

Why did the zombie go crazy?

Because he lost his mind!

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From Michael, age 10, Dundee, Scotland

What kind of ride do ghosts like?

The rollerghoster!

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From Jaxon, age 9, Williamsburg Virginia

What does a ghost call bubble gum?

BOOble gum!

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From Asher, age 9, Richmond, Canada

What did one ghost give to the other ghost on Valentines Day?

A BOO-quet!

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