Halloween Jokes

From Jessie, age 9, Michigan

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans!

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From Adi, age 8, Israel

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance party?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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From Mallory M, age 8, Missouri

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had NO-BODY to go with

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From Maria, age 10, Carbon Hill, Alabama

What did Dracula say to the vampire?

I want my mummy!

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From Shannon, age 7, Massachusetts

What kind of music do mummies like?

Wrap

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From Megan, age 14, USA

What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?

The living room!

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