Halloween Jokes

From Alyssa, age 8, Ruston,LA

What is a ghost’s favorite place to be?

BOO!Orleans

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From Megan, age 8, Santa Clara, California

What is a witch’s favorite subject?

Spelling!

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From Tree, age 11, Tulsa, OK

What do ghosts read?

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooks!

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From Ella, age 10, Trinidad

What’s a mummy’s favourite kind of music?

Wrap.

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From MacKenzie, age 11, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada

So two witches walk in to class and they’re twins so the teacher looks at them and says………

I can’t tell which witch is which!

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From Joon Jung, age 12, Suzhou, China

Why are pumpkins are big?

Because they are pumped up for halloween!

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