Halloween Jokes

From Zoey, 7 years old, Palm Harbor, Florida

What do race car drivers carve for Halloween?

Bumpkins!

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From Jarin, 14 years old, New York

What does a ghost use to wash its hair?

Shamp-boo!

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From Frankie, 10 years old, Ohio

What are the three main types of witches?

Good witch, bad witch, or a sandwich!

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From Nevaeh, 9 years old, Banning, California

What do call a witch that lives at the beach?

A sand witch!

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From Jessica , a parent, United States

How do you know Dracula is sick?

You can hear it in his coffin (coughing)!

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From Marcus, 8 years old, England, UK

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the ‘w’!

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