Halloween Jokes

From Emily , age 10, Australia

What do you call a witch on the beach?

Sandwitch!

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From Charlie, age 10, Cattrick, England

Why did the little vampire go to art school?

Because he’s good at drawing blood!

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From Nat, age 11, Newark, New Jersey

Why wasn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever lonely?

Because he was so good at making new friends!

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From Maiyah, age 11, Decatur,Georgia

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

Sand-witch!

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From Mason, age 5, USA

Why do witches wear pointy hats?

To cover their pointy heads!

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From Anglea, age 17, Mexico

Why didn’t the ghost go to school?

Because it didn’t have a brain!

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