Halloween Jokes

From Alex, age 8, Orange, Cac

What is a vampire’s favorite kind of dog?

A bloodhound!

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From Faith, age 11, Georgia, USA

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He did not have the guts.

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From JANSEN, age 11, Portsmouth,

What subject did the witch get an A+ in ?

SPELL-ING!!!!

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From CC, age 10, Los Angeles

What did the skeletons say before dinner?

Bone appetite!

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From Talana, age 10, Hillsboro, TX

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

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From Sydney, age 10, U.S.A

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!

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