Halloween Jokes

From Jazzmyn M, age 15, Kent, Ohio

What did the guard at the haunted house say?

Halt! Who ghost there?

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From Sandya, age 9, California

Why did the baby ghost get scared?

Because it had a booo……boooo….!

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From Lilly, age 8, Vermont

What is a ghost’s favorite sandwich?

Boo-logna!

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From Junior, age 9, Texes

Who turns the lights off on Halloween?

The lights witch!

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From Yogibear, age 10, Auckland, New Zealand

Why didn’t the skeleton jump out of the plane?

Becuse he had no guts

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From Bayleigh, age 12, United States

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!!

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