Halloween Jokes

From Devyn, age 9, Saginaw, Michigan

What instrument does a skeleton not have?

Organs!

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From Elizabeth, age 7, Conway AR

Why didn’t the Jack O’Lantern go to the Halloween Ball?

Because he didn’t have the guts!

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From Jojo, age 11, England

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had nobody to go with!

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From Ben, age 12, Cleveland,U.S.A.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No-body!

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From Jordan, age 8, Hamilton , Ontario

What do you call a lazy skeleton?

Lazy bones!

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From Em, age 11, Newcastle, England

Why did one skeleton chase the other skeleton?

Because he had a bone to pick with him.

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