Halloween Jokes

From Astrid, 11 years old, Van Nuys, California

What’s a vampire’s favorite street?

A dead-end!

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From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

How do you make a witch scratch?

Take away her W!

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From Kulsum, age 10, Dubai

What is a vampire’s favourite holiday?

Fangs-giving!

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From Lion, age 11, Georgia,Atlanta

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the movie?

He didn’t have any body to go with!

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From Ami, age 8, Utah

What’s a mummy’s favorite music?

Wrap!

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From Madi, age 11, Australia

Why is dracula scared of the mirror?

Because he saw a vampire!

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