Halloween Jokes

From Drama Queen, 10 years old, Rochester, New York

What does Frankenstein say when his daughter comes down the stairs?

SHE’S ALIVE!

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From Michael , 9 years old, Washington D.C. USA

What do you get when you cross Dracula with The Abominable Snowman?

Frostbite!

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From Mary Beth, 5 years old, USA

Two cannibals ate a clown. One looked at the other and said,

This tastes funny!

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From Rachel, a grownup, Colorado

Why didn’t the mummy go on vacation?

Because he was afraid he would relax and unwind 🙂

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From Emma, 8 years old, chicago

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Blood tests!

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From Maddie, 11 years old, georgia

What is a ghost’s favorite type of dance?

The Boooogie

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