Halloween Jokes

From Daniel, 10 years old, Califonia,Usa

Why couldn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?

He didn’t have the guts.

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From Simran, 10 years old, United States

What’s a name for an idiot ON HALLOWEEN?

DUM-BOO!

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From Gale, 12 years old, Idaho

Where do ghosts hang out?

The dead end!

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From Emily, 9 years old, Antigo, Wisconsin

What monster is part of your family?

YOUR MUMMY!

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From Soph's, 11 years old, UK

What did the Egyptian call his dead daddy?

Mummy!

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From Payton, 11 years old, London, United Kingdom

What do ghosts say to other ghosts?

“Do you believe in people?”

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