Halloween Jokes

From Martisse, 8 years old, UK

Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?

To get some spare ribs!

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From Angeli T, 12 years old, Chicago, IL

What is a monster’s favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie.

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From Kyla, 10 years old, US

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He didn’t have no body to go with!

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From Elizabeth & Bri, 17 years old, Florida

What do you call a ghost’s parents?

TRANSPARENT!

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From Kayla A, 8 years old, Memphis TN

Who did the vampire marry?

The girls’ necks door!

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From Patrick Mc P, 9 years old, Sligo, Ireland

What do you call a really mean wizard?

a Son of a Witch!

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