Halloween Jokes

From Prideman, 11 years old, California

What is the Dracula’s favorite vehicle?

A blood vessel!

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From Rei-Rei, 9 years old, Poplar Bluff, MO

How can you tell when a ghost is lying?

You can see right through it!

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From Mai'ia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, FSM

Why did all the girls not want to date Dracula when he was young?

They said he sucked.

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From Natai Jinfessa, 12 years old, Ethiopia

What day do vampires hate?

Sun-day!

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From Gianni, 12 years old, New Jersey

What is a vampire’s favorite animal?

A Bloodhound!

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From Lucia-Lee N, 9 years old, Cramlington,Northumberland

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

Because he wanted some spare ribs!

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