Halloween Jokes

From Haleigh H, 11 years old, USA

What did the Vampire say to the people in line?

Who’s necks?

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From Jane, 10 years old, California

What’s a wolf`s favorite holiday?

Howlloween!

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From Chansin, 10 years old, Arkansas

Why was the skeleton lonely?

It had no body to play with!

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From Luyoona, 11 years old, Male' Maldives

How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?

Tyred!

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From Savannah, 10 years old, South Carolina

Dracula and the Abominable snowman got married. They had a kid named frostbite. Then his sister came along.

Her name was Pop suckle!

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From Abi, 11 years old, England

What do you call an Author who’s a werewolf?

JK Howling!

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