Halloween Jokes

From Sarah, 8 years old, Sioux Falls, South Dakota

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch, silly!

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From Charlotte, 10 years old, London, England

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

How do you heal a pumpkin’s bruise?

With a pumpkin patch!!!!

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From Faith, 10 years old, Cocoa, FL

Why did the ghost go for a walk?

Because it was a BOO-tifull day.

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From Clarice, 11 years old,

What do you call a 2 witches with money ?

Riches!!

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From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

Why did the skeleton did not go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with!

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