Halloween Jokes

From Amanda, 11 years old, Highland, Indiana, USA

What’s a ghost’s favorite game?

Pika-BOO!!!

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From Emma, 9 years old, USA

What did the bird want for Halloween?

Tweets!

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From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

Why was the skeleton hungry?

He had no ribs!

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From Gdfwe, 3 years old, E

What do ghosts eat?

Boooooooberry pie

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From mentalCAHILL, 12 years old, Hong Kong

What did the ghost keep under his basement?

Whines (wines) and spirits!

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From Jessica, 12 years old, Hong Kong

Why did the skeleton fail miserably at every single job interview he was at and had to turn to scaring people?

Because he was bone idle! Geddit?

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