Halloween Jokes

From Alexander Dua, 9 years old, San Francisco, USA

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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From Meadow, 9 years old, Georgia

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!

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From The Flying Turtle, 3 years old

How did the skeleton feel after he got hit with a bowling ball?

He felt fine. He had a spare…rib!

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From Laila, 10 years old

What do you get when you have a vampire as your teacher?

A lot of blood tests!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California, U.S

What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?

A blood vessel.

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From Karen, 13 years old, CT

What is a pump that is related to you?

A Pumpkin. (pump-kin)

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