Halloween Jokes

From Carter, 11 years old, Prosper, Texas

Why did the skeleton play the piano?

Because he didn’t have any organs!

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From Pickle, 10 years old, Clarkston, MI

Why did the skeleton go to the cookout?

He needed spare ribs!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do ghosts eat?

SPOOK-hetti!

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From Samantha Grace, 12 years old, NM

Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?

Everyone was a goblin!

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From Baby Lady, 3 years old, Mars

What is a ghost’s favourite fruit?

Booberries!

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From Abbigail, 9 years old, China Grove, NC

What is the skeleton favorite instrument?

A trombone!

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