Where do ghosts swim on holiday?
In the Dead Sea!
What do ghosts like to eat?
Spooogetti!
Why are ghosts at their loudest in the summer?
Because they are on their howlidays!
What did the mother ghost say to her son when they went into a car?
Put on your sheet belt!
What is a ghost’s favorite lunchmeat?
Boologna!
Why didn’t the ghost go to the party?
Because it had no ‘body’ to go with!
