What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?
I wish I were boulder!
Geography Jokes
What runs but never goes out of breath?
A river!
Which state has the smallest drink?
Minnesota (Mini-soda)
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library of course, it has the most stories!
What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
What did Tenna-see? (Tennessee)
The same thing Arkan-saw! (Arkansas)
