Where does the president send his dirty clothes?
To Wash-ington D.C.!
Geography Jokes
There were 4 people on a plane. 2 of them were very important, 1 of them was just an ordinary man, and the other was a kid. Then, the plane started crashing, but there was only 3 jet packs.
The 2 important people took parachutes, because they are important. Then, the man said to the kid, “You can take the last parachute, so you can live a longer life, but I’m just an ordinary man.”
“No, we can BOTH live,” said the boy. “But there’s only 1 parachute left,” said the man…
“No, one of the important people took my backpack
Which country sells the the most turkeys?
Turkey [it’s real obvious!!]
What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?
A Motor City mouth!
What did Tenna see?
The same thing that Arken saw!
What is in the centre of America?
The letter “R”.
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