Geography Jokes

From Julia, 10 years old, Spring Lake, New Jersey

What state sneezes the most?

Mass-achoo-setts!

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From Brooklyn, 12 years old, Camden

What’s in the middle of Paris?

The letter, ‘R!’

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From Dana Atwaroo, 12 years old, Trinidad and Tobago

What part of the river is the richest?

At either of its two banks!

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From Brian, 13 years old, New York

What did the mountain say to the other mountain?

Lets meet in the valley!

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From Tanya, 10 years old, Pleasanton, California

What is the smallest state in the U.S?

Mini-sota! (Minnesota)

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From Billy Bob Joe, 13 years old, South Carolina

Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?

Because they were in the colonies!

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